A few years ago, Keanu Reeves was spotted in Alameda, CA eating some ice cream. Why was he here? What kind of ice cream was it? What was he wearing? Why did the internet (or at least the internet around me) care so much?? And why do women think he’s so good looking?? I was confused. Ultimately it appears he was here because another version of “The Matrix” was in the works. Was this just my “confusion matrix?”